derpy bean

is a picture of mr.bean's head photoshopped on to a buff mans' body. he kind of looks like shit.

you are a derpy bean, you look like a piece shit.

by Swedishbean February 16, 2018

beane stalk

when somebody stalks someone for an excessive amount of time, with the and they knew/know about it.

harry has been beane stalking Cassidy. its really funny because whenever he does it, she gets goosebumps.

by URBANLEGEND001 August 21, 2016

Beans

A person that has the best meme page in Instagram also the person that committed more war crimes than America in Vietnam

Person 1 : you follow (beans) @bean.s_to_pay_the_bills
Person 2 : yes
Person 1: wanna get married and live our lives in albania and never pay taxes

Person 2: fuck no *unfollows* me

by Beans that got taxed November 22, 2021

Shelly beans

Identical twins

Shelly beans and Kelly beans make the world go round

by anonymous June 12, 2025

Beans

A food that boomers use to be cool in the eyes of gen z

Boomer:Hey kid I’m cool beans
Gen z kid: ok boomer

by Well yes but no March 28, 2021

feet beans

another word for toes

omg your feet beans look so delicious! Can i suck them?🥰

by Meow 😸 July 5, 2020

Bean bagged

Female equivalent of a 'Turkey Slap'. The act of being slapped across the face by an oversize clitoris.

She really put me in my place last night after I gave her attitude. She whipped out that squid leg of a clit and bean bagged the fuck out of me

by OlBrotherB November 7, 2022