monkey wrench

a dildo or fake penis, cock, johnson, dong, etc. to put in the ass or vagina

bob: my girl would rather use her monkey wrench than be with my dick

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 August 9, 2021

Sour Monkey

When you let body fluids ferment over several years. Then force some random suspect to drink it.

This weekend do you want to sour monkey a hobo?

by that Mitch tho June 5, 2021

Dub Monkey

Watch what you want in whatever language you prefer. Dubs=Subs. They can coexist you turds.

Guy 1: Pfft! Look at the guy watching this anime dubbed! What a Dub Monkey.
Guy 2: Hey don’t be rude. They either probably need it due to disabilities or they just prefer it. Don’t judge someone just because they watch anime in English ffs.

by Duckos June 7, 2021

Monkey Parade

A group of black people marching to fight for equality and their rights

There's so much traffic today! Must be because of that Monkey Parade.

by currykillah June 17, 2021

Monkey Massage

The act of picking foreign substances off of another's back, much like a monkey.

Hey man could you give me a monkey massage?

by Garfibromyalgia May 18, 2021

Monkey Squad

A bunch of wild kids who go around doxing and swatting streamers.

"did you hear monkey squad doxed that kid"

by FortnitePill June 28, 2021

peanut monkey

the best person to ever be on the planet

as a nick name - you are a peanut monkey

by peanut monkeys July 4, 2021