Billi Bros

Billi Bros are the collection of billionaire bros who, by sole virtue of their wealth, hold outsized direct or shadow control over the Trump 2.0 Administration. Elon Musk, who is younger, smarter, and far richer than Trump, is the most prominent of the Billi Bros as of the end of 2024, but Elon is just one of thirteen billionaire bros picked to set policy for the second MAGA coming.

MAGA voter: “Bee HO, Hillary, and Brandon’s commie agenda has destroyed America. It’s gotten so bad that I can’t even afford my own pot to piss in. Thank God Trump is back! He will fix everything.”

Kamala voter: “Totally, Dude. With all those Billi Bros in charge, you’ll soon have enough coin to buy your own pot to piss in!”

by Frustrated_Driver December 31, 2024

broed

when you get tag teamed by your bros

often you can not walk the next day and will need anal surgery

bro Vitali got broed so hard in his sleep that he is in a wheel chair like Stephen Hawking

by doseSKLZ October 21, 2021

Bro dead

When a friend particularly a guy is down for anyone but his bro’s

Man ever since John got a girlfriend he’s been bro dead

by Bro dead June 05, 2020

bro fund

The act of borrowing money from a "bro" when short on cash knowing it will be paid back in full.

Bro 1: drinks?
Bro 2: nah dog I'm more broke than the Maccys ice-cream machine!
Bro 1: Bro fund?
Bro 2: yeah sweet bro I'll get them in next time!

by TheAbominableVapeman December 27, 2016

Bro-lepathy

The act of understanding, or mentally hearing in one's mind, the words or implication of a brother(brotha, bro, broski, brocephus, broseidon) even if not in the immediate vicinity.

"yeah buddy"
"Did you say it like yeeeeeah buddy?"
"Yup"
"Whoa..... bro-lepathy"

by JT_of house state farm May 06, 2018

Mexskimo Bros

When you are eating your delicious, amazing, 5 star mexican fast food (taco bell) in the parking lot late at night and see another bro enjoying his meal.

Me: Wow that rad bro is also enjoying his 4th meal
Jewsh: That makes you guys mexskimo bros
Me: Woaaahhhhh *mental knucks with the other bro*

by chrischudz August 13, 2014

Hello bro

to say hello to the bros. {by HELLO BRO™ Incorporated} normally said in a tone while breathing in

"HELLO BRO" - "HELLO BRO"

by Venomzz August 29, 2021