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Smile Kings

To smile a lot.
Origin: When playing Poker, if you have no Poker Face, you’d smile a lot if you have Kings
Actual Origin: I made it up to rhyme with ‘things’.
N͟o͟ ͟r͟e͟l͟a͟t͟i͟o͟n͟ ͟w͟h͟a͟t͟s͟o͟e͟v͟e͟r͟ ͟t͟o͟ ͟t͟h͟e͟ ͟O͟r͟t͟h͟o͟d͟o͟n͟t͟i͟c͟s͟ ͟c͟o͟m͟p͟a͟n͟y͟.͟
I smile kings whenever I see my cat.
ttt smiled kings yesterday after finding out about the murder.
:) (: : : :} {: :> <: :D :P 😀 😃 😸 😺 😁 😄 😆 🙂 😊 😋 😅 😍 😙 😻 😼 Ü ü ⌣
by Forgive Marcel April 28, 2025
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Spoiler King

A male that frequently spoils books, movies, tv shows, and news without concern or regard for others. They will often do so in person or through social media.
That spoiler king ruined the last Star Wars movie for me!

Your spoiler king best friend told me you were planning on proposing to me.

I’m going to unfriend you on Facebook because you are a spoiler king.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019
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Conquer the king

The act of dethroning one’s girlfriend’s father by pounding him from the behind, furthermore ejaculating into his mouth. Only then will the king be conquered
“Hey bro want to come over tonight for a few beers and watch the footy?”

“Nah sorry bro I’ve got to go to dinner at my girlfriend’s place tonight. Who knows, I might even conquer the king!”
by The Unofficial President August 6, 2024
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Burger King Date

The sentence "taking you out to a burger king" is just a coded way of saying it will either be an attempted kidnapping. Or worse
"Let me take you out on to a burger king date"
"Ew no are you serious?"
by grötmongo April 24, 2020
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King’s Hawaiian Rolls

A good snack to bring to school.
Yo I dipped my King’s Hawaiian Rolls in my cum last might and sht tasted like mayonnaise
by Dickpussyvaginapenis February 5, 2020
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King Arther

Impregnation via plunger device, where one goes into a headstand like position and you, with both hands on the device, plunge it down as one would when putting the sword in the stone
My dad walked up to me and told me, "You know, you weren't made traditionally, we had to King Arther your mom"
by anonymous July 5, 2023
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king of pussy

Luke cutforth / Lukeisnotsexy
Jared: have you seen all these cats around Tim?

Jacob: I know Tim is definitely the king of pussy
by Willowjcowie August 30, 2017
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