Monkey Massage

The act of picking foreign substances off of another's back, much like a monkey.

Hey man could you give me a monkey massage?

by Garfibromyalgia May 18, 2021

Tit monkey

A term used to describe a breast feeding infant!!

Dear the tit monkey needs feeding can you put a tit in his mouth!!!

by Wally bazoom May 13, 2016

the monkey is on the plate

A code word that lets your friends know that their drugs have been delivered.

The monkey is on the plate, Bob. Over and out!

by Mr. Dirty Thumb July 21, 2014

monkey's banana

Something that's pretty hip and groovy

Chocolate and peanut butter? Mmmm, that combo is the monkey's banana!

by Alexjandro de Tron October 5, 2013

Sour Monkey

When you let body fluids ferment over several years. Then force some random suspect to drink it.

This weekend do you want to sour monkey a hobo?

by that Mitch tho June 5, 2021

Choke the monkey

Vulgar masturbation

Hey! Did you choke the monkey last night? The new Mia Khalifa video was bomb!

by NigerChiger February 10, 2019

Swamp Monkey

The American politicians in Washington D. C. Particularly the ones in Congress

A. Hey bill did you hear they're raising our taxes again
B. What a bunch of Swamp Monkeys

by Toad30712 April 10, 2021