shit shanked

When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.

I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...

by Petesbeeps July 2, 2017

Shit Sticker

Another word for a gay guys,or faggot

hey are you a shit sticker

by TrueGaming June 12, 2016

Dry shit

Unable to shit despite sitting on the crapper for an extender period of time. Usually accompanied by anal contractions.

I have got to change my diet. These dry shits are killing my sphincter.

by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018

Bucketlist that shit!

When you see something so awesome or have an idea so great that you have to do it, scream "BUCKETLIST THAT SHIT." Therefore you must see it through.

Maria: Hey, that six foot water balloon looks pretty cool.
Monica: that kid did a flip onto it....we should do that.
Both: BUCKETLIST THAT SHIT!

Ryan: There was this kid in my 8 am who was totally drunk.
Steve: Going to class drunk?
Both: BUCKETLIST THAT SHIT!

by MMMMM.....spicy May 24, 2012

spray shits

Shit that comes out of your asshole with the same speed and consistency of any aerosol spray.

I've got some mean spray shits today.

by Stumanji July 15, 2011

mystery shit

When shit comes out your ass so fast you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.

I had a terrible mystery shit today

by Commander Epic June 19, 2011

Frodo Shit

A Frodo shit is one that destroys the ring

After eating nothing but pork and lard, my ring was destroyed by a Frodo shit

by signorpudgio November 22, 2011