The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

cat slap

The generally unwarranted action in which a woman's vagina is subjected to corporeal punishment

My boyfriend just fucking cat slapped me and idk why he thinks it's funny.....

by Morgan Witt June 29, 2023

SLAP

Sounds Like A Plan.... SLAP

When wanting to make plans with a friend

“Hey wanna grab lunch”
“Alright slap”

by Hey hello hi January 26, 2021

Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.

Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.

by /v/-tan November 20, 2024

Slap my turkey

A way to say beating your meat.

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

Sorbet Slap

When you save your jizz, use it to make sorbet and then slap her in the face with it.

My girl loves that sorbet slap, ice cold jizz and then the hot sting from me slapping her.

by The_Raven_ July 19, 2019