Cunt waffle

Alex.

“ you’re a cunt waffle”

by Marhsall313 January 25, 2018

Cunt-ment

A person who bitches and complains on the internet

"Ugh she is such a cunt-ment sometimes."

by SammiShadows October 18, 2013

cunt carrot

A carrot that was used for vaginal masturbation, involving the carrot puncturing into the vagina.

Linda: "I used a carrot to masturbate last night, harry."
Harry: "Well then, that carrot is now a cunt carrot."

by kordru March 11, 2020

Useless cunt

A bassist. See Rule #2

Studio engineer: You're going to need new strings before we start recording
Bassist: But they're too expensive.
Studio engineer: What did you spend your money on? Weed? A new tattoo? You really are a useless cunt!

by Romo2Witten1983 June 4, 2021

Cunt Swabbler

Usually to a guy named Adam, they like to make dumb decisions! for example not playing football and staying in his hometown and not playing football!

1) picking sucking dick for a million dollars over doing a race for a million dollars that you know you can win! Or

2) hey you know that cunt swabbler? oh yeah that guy adam who plays football right?

3) You fucking Cunt Swabble... wanna make some money the easy way or the "hard" way?

by Poseidonthepussywetta October 3, 2011

budget cunt

someone who acts like a peasant and refuses to share their spoils with their best mates #budgetcunt

During a session of bare raving, Phil acted like a budget cunt and refused to share his power gak with his mates despite them all sharing the Levis and Kitkat around

by #budgetcunt January 5, 2018

Cunt runker

1) A constant nagging at ones cunt.

2) stretching of ones cunt.

Don't be a cunt runker.
You are being a cunt runker.

by Im2cute4u5159 October 25, 2018