Damn, Derek is such a fruit cake with plastic surgery and Botox slobbering at that dick picture he found on the internet yesterday
by Shartypantsilovefarts January 3, 2022
Get the Fruit cakemug. by Debskelly1985 April 2, 2023
Get the gone off fudge cakemug. by SUPAHIGHWAY March 13, 2024
Get the Floor cakemug. An older fit gentleman who's very in shape, noticeably attractive, and is old enough to have children.
"Jeff is such a cake daddy!"
"What's a cake daddy?"
"You know, someone who's really fit and looks good! Has to be an older gentleman though, that's where the daddy part comes in!"
"Oh! You're right! Jeff is definitely a cake daddy!"
"What's a cake daddy?"
"You know, someone who's really fit and looks good! Has to be an older gentleman though, that's where the daddy part comes in!"
"Oh! You're right! Jeff is definitely a cake daddy!"
by thickthighsBBW June 19, 2025
Get the Cake Daddymug. by ChadOkay August 1, 2019
Get the Jake with Cakemug. And when the Queen heard that the poor of Paris could not even buy bread, she said LET THEM EAT CAKE
by UNIVERSAL THREAT January 7, 2025
Get the LET THEM EAT CAKEmug. 