Chode-Roll

A stubborn man who thinks he's the king of everything but can't even handle his own business without making a mess. This guy hasn't showered in days, so his nut sack is super-glued to his inner thigh from all the sweat. He loves things done a certain way, and gets pretty defensive and largely nostril flared if you interrupt him while he's talking, or just completely ignore everything he just said or tried teaching ya, and might light up green and transform into the hulk himself in a matter of milliseconds. (Watch out, its scarier that watching a pack of wolfs trying to tie their shoe laces while pogo sticking through the african jungles.. yeeesh.

Talk about the heebee-jeebies!). This guy also likes to call his weiner tiny in order to gain your empathy and comfort, in hopes you will ask if you can flop it around in your mouth for a bit if you want to, or if youd like to see its cool dane moves it just learned and maybe massage it a few times a day, just cuz. Another thing about this type of persons, is, they have a super crazy addiction... they will not leave their home, finish any projects, and his day isn't complete without picking hid nose with a pair of tweezers that could double as garden shears. He farts more than he breathes, and he is definitely , way smarter than all of us, people in the world combined and if ya ever meet one, you better cross your fingers and run like hell, you'll fall in love with him so fast, ya won't know what hit ya.

Careful, don't go over there yet. That Chode-Roll over there is still picking his nose with that garden sheer, careful he doesn't get lose with that thing, who knows what he's capable of.

by Niftyshiftyjiggleybooty August 5, 2024

emojinal rollercoaster

Having a mixed array of emojis to express your emotional rollercoaster of emotions.

I was having a crazy emojinal rollercoaster last night texting my ex-lovers mistresses parents.

by BigWallz August 5, 2024

two roll special

The act of reattaching one’s foreskin and wrapping one’s member (penis) with their nut sack, then proceeding to insert into your partners butt.

Hey hun, wanna try my two roll special? I made it just for you!

by anonymous August 16, 2024

mercy roll

When you wake up in the middle of the night with a hard on and you realize your girlfriend is in a deep sleep and so it won't be happening. Therefore you simply mercy roll and stop poking her with your hard on.

Realizing it aint gonna happen in the middle of the night, I mercy rolled over and stopped pocking the wife with my hard on dick.

by Gzzzt October 20, 2023

Spicy Roll

A "Spicy Roll" is a term used to describe a shorter, good-looking person with a rounded face or facial features.

Say you're at a bar,

Simone: "Hey, look at that person over there."
Pete: "Yeah, they're a real Spicy Roll."

by Leo_Theo November 4, 2023

Sausage roll

A sausage roll is a silly sausage of a man boy that keeps rolling in his car, chasing money and chasing ladies as though he still had potential in his life. But he long since failed

Look at Jude still going on shopping tours of Asian cities like his good education is still going to get him that stock market job. I heard he’s not even living for romantic love anymore. What a sausage roll!

by Bowslosski December 19, 2023

Marco rolla-bowel-o Polo

When u have been up too long smoking

He's in the Marco rolla-bowel-o Polo stage of no sleep.

by Bukdow December 29, 2023