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Pasco Pocket

Origin: Pasco County, Florida — the only place where hiding meth in your hoo-ha is considered a survival skill.

Definition:
The emergency compartment God didn’t intend—but Pasco women use anyway. A Pasco Pocket refers to the last-minute, high-stakes stashing of drugs, stolen jewelry, vape pens, or the occasional loose Percocet inside one’s lady parts right as the blue lights flash. It's not glamorous, it's not hygienic, but in Pasco County, it's practically protocol.

Field-tested in Dollar General parking lots, trailer park driveways, and anywhere a Wawa intersects with three felonies and a lifted Dodge Ram. Typically deployed with the phrase: “I ain’t goin’ back.”

Example Sentences:

“She didn’t even blink—just unbuttoned and boom, it vanished into the Pasco Pocket like a magic trick with probation.”

“Officer, I swear I don’t know how that crack pipe got up there. Must’ve been from yoga.”

“We found the stolen Rolex, a rolled-up hundie, and 3 grams of blow… all in the Pasco Pocket. Girl had a full-time pharmacy in her downtown storage unit.”

Fun Fact:
Some call it a coochie cubby. Some call it a felony fold. In Pasco? It's just the glovebox that came with the body.
"Bro, she reached down like she was adjusting her shorts—and boom—whole baggie disappeared into the Pasco Pocket like it was Narnia."
"We searched the whole car. Nada. Then she coughed… and the Pasco Pocket coughed back."
by Pary Moppins July 10, 2025
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A Pochard

South-west Mancunian slang for (commonly male) someone who loves food.

C1: mate did you see him? proper pochard
C2: maaaateeeee
mate did you see him? hes a pochard
by keioploads October 26, 2025
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Oh shoot my phones vibrating (checks pocket). "No messages received". wtf...

Damn Nigguhhh you hella got some Player's pocket!!!
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Girl: hey your cute
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In Texas Hold 'em poker when you start with a pair of twos.
A mighty Baron's Pocket there.
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