Piss and Tell

The act of boasting to friends about an abnormally lengthy urination, commonly precipitated by over-drinking alcohol or water.

"Woah guys, did you hear that? I was going for like a minute and a half"
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

Philadelphia piss mozzarella

it’s cheese poured with pee only rejected by the FDA

“I had Philadelphia piss mozzarella.”

by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025

piss next door

When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds

“Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”

by Mownique October 1, 2023

Pissed as a Newt

When someone’s had one too many Guinness’

Oh that Ethan, he is pissed as a newt

by GreatcrestedNewt June 7, 2020

piss conversation

When you’re talking to someone whilst taking a piss

1) Me and billy were having a piss conversation the other day. 2) talking to Kat about big animu tiddies and not actually liking them

by MyNamesFuckinDave December 22, 2018

Piss Nation

Piss Nation is a group of masculine men on Discord who are by most known as the funniest people on this planet. The members of Piss Nation ( PN for short) consist of:
1. The Sack (founder)
2. L00pS (founder)
3. Diego 1
4. Dari

5. Thog
6. Emannuel Heffley

Piss nation was formed in the year 2021 and it doesn't seem like they'll be breaking apart anytime soon

"Bruv those members of piss nation sure are funny"
"Who the fuck are you get out of my house im calling the police"

by Loopa_v2 November 29, 2021

Piss baby

A whiney little bitch, typically pathetic as hell and complains a lot. An absolute asshat

"stop being a little piss baby."

by Br34dStickZ May 31, 2025