ego penis

people who use the internet IE: myspace, facebook , online video games etc. to make themselves feel better about themselves, causing them to stroke their ego penis

Matt got a new comment on myspace today saying how hott he is therefor causing his ego penis (ep) to grow.

by lovesit6914 October 4, 2008

Penis Bot

The act of shoving a battery up your dick hole to feel more like a robot. Usually hurts.

Bobby shoved a battery up his penis hole to feel more like a robot. Penis Bot

by FranciscoBonilla November 17, 2010

penis jumping

The jumping of a penis during intercourse.

Girl1 damn I'm sore

Girl 2 did you try penis jumping??

Girl 1 yea really made a mess down there

by That will August 10, 2017

Penis Pocket

a place in which a man places his penis. most often a vagina.

the penis pocket on any fat women will never be used by any sane man only by verious toys, dildos, fingers, and other pleasure inducing items but never a real live penis

by Brilliant Chaos December 23, 2006

feminine penis

A term used by people who are afraid of being called gay, originating from a 4chan post claiming it's not gay to look at futa or trap porn since the dick obviously belongs to a girl, even if that's biologically impossible.

It's not gay aslong as she has a feminine penis

by Mocri March 10, 2017

lobster penis

a condition characterized by having a large, red weewee

Golly gee,Jean,you have a lobster penis!

by Rakestraw August 7, 2006

penis chicken

Chicken that is obtained from late night low quality takeaway outlets. The chicken is usually brushed by one of the workers Penis without the customer seeing. It can also be obtained indirectly through the handling of the chicken if one of the workers has failed to wash his hands.Usually only consumed by persons under the influence of copius amounts of alcohol.

'Man i feel like some Penis chicken after them beers'
'yo bruv that is some good penis chicken'
'alright son, can i have 3 pieces of penis chicken and some fries'

by Ja 'jamieson' rude November 12, 2007