my arm is dry

my cock is not lubricated, my cock is not hard, my arm is literally dry

God dang, my arm is dry and she will be over in ten minutes.

by chockoff February 7, 2017

Yanked my dog

1. To piss someone off extremely bad
2. (Verb) The act of pissing someone off. Dog refers to ones penis and the yanking of implies how uncomfortable it is when someone yanks it
3. A phrase often used to express frustration and anger

PD2K: I let Bill borrow my car the other day and he forgot to take the parking brake off and drove all over town with it

Chode: Wow! I bet that yanked your dog

PD2K: Na bro. It really fucking yanked my dog

by cornholous February 19, 2010

Yeet on my reet

An arbritrary saying which can really mean anything. Used as a victory or challenging statement

* Kills player in Fortnite *
Person A: Yeet on my reet

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Wash My Berry

To tidy, wash, clean and freshen up one’s vagina before or after coitus or masturbation.

I better jump in the shower and wash my berry before my boyfriend gets here.

I need to wash my berry. I’m all wet from flicking the chicken this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

isac my brother

The act of sucking your brother

chad: hey say that isac is your brother

larry: isac my brother

chad: you fool, your absolute blunder. you fell for my trap

by subscribe to allanime 2019 April 30, 2020

Pickled My Minge

When a fat woman sweats to the point, the secretions gather in her genital area, thus creating a pickled minge, which offensively smelling.

Ohhh Noooo I've Pickled My Minge!

by LuKurse November 23, 2011

My Dixie Wrecket

When spoken aloud, it sounds like your saying "My Dicks Erecket"

Example:

I was in class when I passed a note to a classmate next to me. When Josh opened the note he read it to himself, He looked at me with a puzzled look then said it out loud.
"My Dixie Wrecket?" he asked.
Then the class room erupted in laughter and we both got sent to the principals office. OOPS! LOL

by BigUnit78m November 15, 2010