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whale meat

The penis of a person who spends large amounts of money on mobile games.
Look, honey, if you want to borrow that platinum card of his you better get to like the taste of whale meat, you get me? And let him keep playing that superhero game.
by irenegoodnight August 20, 2024
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meat merge

The manual coordination of software developers that occurs when two or more software developers work on the same file at the same time without a proper versioning / branching system.

Opposed to the automated 'merge' feature of many versioning systems.
Management did not grant you a branch for your project. Therefore, you must have a meeting with Bob The Developer to meat merge your code changes into his changes on the main branch.
by flipmcf April 18, 2007
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meat treat

Giiiiiirl he gave me a fat ass meat treat last night...
by Blakazakatttt August 31, 2017
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Walmart/meat

Non-binary Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Walmart Bag No Cap Valid FDA Approved Lunch Meat + Only attracted to Red Buttons made out of Wood, specifically hard wood - gay = me
Some random queer: what do you identify as?
Me: Well it’s taken a lot of personal contemplation, but I’ve finally decided I identify as a Walmart/meat
Some random queer: Wow! That’s so cool, I identify as a ni-
by BigfootsGrandpa September 30, 2021
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Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis
on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying
by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016
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Kettle Meat

Pot roast. Or when a Viking shits in a pot, simmers his nuts in it for 2 hours and plunders some ass immediately after.
The kona got kettle meat for supper and pleaded for a top up this morn
by Dank Diggler December 27, 2023
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Hissing meat

"1. Meat sizzling on a grill
2. Collective human emittance of an NFL event."
Nothing like hissing meat on a charcoal grill on a summer Sunday night

“How was the Chiefs game Brian?!”
Brian: “...bunch of hissing meat...”
by Mivanusk June 10, 2018
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