My better is better

The new slogan for Nike. the commercials are a tad annoying.

Person #1: Did you hear the new slogan for nike?
Person #2: You mean, "My better is better?"
Person #1: Yeah, I hate that
Person #2: It's annoying

by doodieloverrrrrr March 30, 2008

oh my fucker

this word can be exclaimed in the case of nearly running over a tiger.

paul: OH MY FUCKER
connor: calm down its only a tiger

by phat poodle October 8, 2008

dazzle my chazzle

Another lovely word for masturbation

CHAZ:hey, come and dazzle my chazzle

by D-Man12345 January 5, 2009

My Ass is an Asshole

When your ass is most active at inconvenient times.

Scenario 1: You are on a bus that is full, but silent and you really need to let one rip
You (Silently talking to self): "My ass is an asshole at the current time..." *PRRRRRT*

*1 million eyes in your direction*
You (Talking aloud): "Shit..."

by I-Am-The-Cold July 23, 2014

biting into my ask

When a task at hand takes up time that you would normally reserve for browsing Ask.com.

Can we get this done and over with? It's biting into my ask.

by Tyto_alba December 18, 2014

brown my meat

A horrific term for anal sex.

"Hey baby, will you brown my meat? ;)"

by bigblackjack November 10, 2013

Slicing My Bagels

Busting or breaking one's ball; giving someone a hard time about something.

Yo, Mario, I had a rough day, quit slicing my bagels.

by VicRamalot September 6, 2015