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Ur mom

How the fuck do u not know what your mom is
Ur mom
by SHITTHEFRICKUP June 9, 2018
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the White Mom Association of America

A group of caucasian mother, generally Jewish but not always. Who is overtly involved in there childs social, academic and personal life. So much so they find pleasure in involving themselves in other people's kids lives. There favorite pastime is gossiping, PTA meetings are there soul purpose for living and there childs batmitzvah is the peak of there life, from there it goes down hill, once there child joins BBYO and starts fucking an NJB. Never trust a member and don't become to close because they probably have shit on you that there ready to expose.
"Dude one of the moms from the White Mom Association of America, snitched on me last night for juuling"
by Brittany Bernstein June 10, 2018
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Just a mom

It's a sarcastic statement. No mother is "just" anything. Motherhood is an important role in life.
"Oh, yeah she's just a mom."
by tscullen June 11, 2018
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Mom

A mom is somebody to spoil you, gives you money.

Moms are nice and caring and would do anything.
Besides moms sometimes makes us their slaves.
They at least give you food.
But in hentai moms have a different purpose
"I love my mom she feeds me!"
Ann: my mom loves me more than my dad!
by Hotmanass June 23, 2019
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mom smart

Knowing how to do the difficult in an easy way. Finding life hacks in every situation.
by Rachken June 24, 2019
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yo mom gay

the most powerful insult in excistance. when you used againts someone their carrier is over. the only comeback is "no u"
in which occasion you can only say "yo mom and dad gay together" to make the other look up directions on how to pour

cold water on the burn. commonly changed to "mom gay" so that the normies wont understand it.
Jon:yo mom gay
Greg:no u
Jon:yo mom and dad gay together
Greg:*gets destroyed*
by petraklas June 24, 2019
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