dirty johnson

An act during anal sexual intercourse in which the dominant inserter or alpha male removes his penis from the anal cavity of the receiver and smears fecal matter off his glans by violently beating on the ass cheeks of the receiver. This act is often performed by men of the homosexual community, transexuals, drag queens, but especially by raunchy men who claim to be of the female gender named Sydney Johnson.

Man, did you see him give him a dirty johnson in only 3 minutes?

Sydney, stop giving random men dirty johnsons!

dirty johnson by Harry O' hara April 3, 2008

john doe 

a person that takes to manny craps on the computer

hey that john doe craped on my computer

john doe by mr bob man guy August 25, 2017

John Michael 

a guy with super cool jackets and lots of gum. He likes to reference the office and roast people. basically he is rUdE.

"John Michael was roasting me today and basically i was not having it"

John Michael by earl rosco February 21, 2019

scarlett johansson 

overated "actress" who thinks she is the next marilyn monroe. A girl with a very average face who only looks good when heavily made up in artist makeup and hair bleached to death. The only beauty this girl really has is a nice large chest. An actress who is mildly pretty.

She is only attractive in the upper torso region. What a shame she's only a scarlett johansson.

scarlett johansson by mori10 February 16, 2008

John Howard 

1. He is the current Australian Prime Minister. He is the leader of the Liberal Party. He is also known to have very bushy eyebrows and thought to tag along to anything The U.S President, George bush says.

2.This is also used as an insult for anyone who has bushy eyebrows or tags along to anything someone says no matter how idiotic it may be.

1. I voted for John Howard even though he kisses George Bushed arse all the time.

2. Go away! You John Howard, I can't stand your bushy eyebrows.

2. I'm going to go jump off a bridge because someone else told me to. I'm a John Howard.

John Howard by Steven T July 19, 2008

Baby John 

Baby John is the coolest kid in GC, so hes like 12 now and we should stop claling him Baby John but hes still got it going on

Baby John has got it going on!

Baby John ( to the tune of Staceys Mom)

Baby John has got it going on x4
Erin can I come over after school, after school
We could hang around or go to the Garden City Pool
Did John get back from his baseball game?
Is he home, or does he think Im lame?
You know hes not the little boy that he used to be
Hes all grown up now Terence cant you see
Baby John has got it going on
Hes all I want and I've waited for so long
Terence cant you see your just not the boys for me
I know it might be wrong but Im in lov with Baby John

Baby John by Prime 5 Is cool March 28, 2005

Little John 

A lad who's room smells of cheese. He has a mayonnaise fettish, and has a passion for girls that look like him. Regularly seen with food all over his face and chest, and a general terror to all the single ladies. Typically identified by his posh accent.

"What was the guy like?"
"He was a bit of a Little John really, I walked in his room and nearly died from the smell, plus he had a pig in a wig laying next to him"

Little John by mayojohn December 1, 2013