The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead

"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"

by anonymous December 16, 2021

Slobber job

When a blowjob is so voracious that the person administering the oral favor is salivating tremendously.

Heidi gave me the wettest slobber job on Tuesday night that I had to wash my shorts three times. So much saliva.

by mikethewizard August 6, 2018

An Italian Job

A sexual position in which the man places his penis between the woman's buttocks (no anal penetration) and rubs up and down until orgasm. A way of simulating intercourse without risking pregnancy and the woman's virginity.

"We were both horny, but she didn't want to get knocked up, so I gave her an Italian job

by Nitrosimp January 20, 2024

bong job

When a woman deep throats a bong.

Did you hear about Stacy's first bong job? Daymmmmmmmmm! That girl is lucky she didn't dislocate her jaw!

by Sass1023 July 9, 2022

Lamb Job

Licking the smegma off your man's soft dick, whomst homes a fluffy pubic bush.

'How was your night Mary?'
"My husband just came back from working in Burra, he was so exhausted only had time for a lamb job"

by Woofsbah October 8, 2022

blue job

When someone stops a blow job before the person gets to cum

Man, last night was rough, she gave me a blue job! I had to whack one out afterwards.

by Anona-miss June 3, 2022

nice job idiot

When a fellow Smosh fan does a good job with something, not to be used aggressively

Me: Tony, did you do that thing?
Tony: Sure did, Boss
Me: Nice job idiot

by Jeff Jezos March 15, 2024