cake and cunting day

14th of April is cake and cunting day

Woman: What's a month after steak and blowjob day?

Man: cake and cunting day !!

by Basgujfazgb February 18, 2017

Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.

Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.” Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”

by cakehole6 April 27, 2024

milk and cake

when the girl has big tiddy and big butt

"man i wish i could have some of that milk and cake"

by oruma July 17, 2018

Cake truck

A woman's butt which is overly bodacious and bouncy when in motion.

Damn, Aunt Fanny walking around with her cake truck tonight.

by Obliene November 26, 2021

Bread cake

The correct term for the baked item used to make butties

Rachel it’s a bread cake

by Cammy is right Rachel April 9, 2022

Cake

Cake is a very yummy food this is not ass it is a food again this is a yummy food.

Person 1 "yo that cake was amazing"
Person 2" you mean that ass?
Person 1 " no a slice of chocolate cake"

by Fuck ass eat cake February 24, 2021

gnarley cakes

(adjective) Normally used to describe the snow or weather conditions on a ski mountain when they become stormy, windy, icy, extremely cold or otherwise particularly difficult. Used by snowboarders and some skiiers. Linguists studying the term have concluded that it likely originated in the Sierra Nevada Mountain Range ski towns during late 2007 towards the end of the Hummer H2 age and was primarily used by resort industry instructors at June Mountain, California.

Whoa man, you had better suit up.... it's turning gnarley cakes out there.

by Stan Wilkinson May 17, 2008