Cake

CAKE (slang, adj./noun) – Used to describe something that is fake, not genuine, or deceptive in appearance. Can refer to objects, situations, or even people who seem real but aren’t.

“That chain is CAKE, bro. No way it’s real gold.”
“His story sounded legit at first, but nah, it was straight CAKE.”

by Toztaza101 February 6, 2025

Ass cake

Verb; When a girl has a bad yeast infection so you have to fuck her in the ass and then you frost her with your jizz.

Had to make that ass cake and it wasn’t that bad. 8/10 would make more ass cake.

by GutterHooligan January 30, 2022

money cake

jackpot/mother load

i just won the money cake at the local lottery, yay

by Sexydimma February 14, 2015

Chocolate Cake

When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.

Mark: Hey, y'all wanna see something funny?

John: Fucking gross! Mark just baked a chocolate cake.

by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025

Chimney Cake From Siófok

You have to hold your shit for a week to make it really hard. Instead of you take an ordinary shit, you have to fill it to the girl's pussy. After that, you must pull it out with your mouth or eat it.

- Heey dude why your mouth smells like shit.
- I just gave a hooker a Chimney Cake From Siófok.

by Confectioner420 August 21, 2018

burnt rice cake

When a rice cake is burnt on the toaster caused by a fire.

The burnt rice cakes went on fire on the toaster.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

Cup cakes

Small sweet tits that taste like heaven

Yo I was wit dis bitch last night she had some bomb ass cup cakes

by SheckyTheBookie February 5, 2015