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cake and bake

Holy shit, I had the best cake and bake last night
by Chodecrusher January 10, 2018
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Stitch Cake

A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.
Dude, that scene was so funny, I coughed out a stitch cake.
by heccboi April 20, 2021
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Chimney Cake From Siófok

You have to hold your shit for a week to make it really hard. Instead of you take an ordinary shit, you have to fill it to the girl's pussy. After that, you must pull it out with your mouth or eat it.
- Heey dude why your mouth smells like shit.
- I just gave a hooker a Chimney Cake From Siófok.
by Confectioner420 August 21, 2018
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Ass cake

Verb; When a girl has a bad yeast infection so you have to fuck her in the ass and then you frost her with your jizz.
Had to make that ass cake and it wasn’t that bad. 8/10 would make more ass cake.
by GutterHooligan January 30, 2022
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Chocolate Cake

When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.
Mark: Hey, y'all wanna see something funny?

John: Fucking gross! Mark just baked a chocolate cake.
by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025
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cake day

A White collar Social event now removed due to budget concerns.

In the corperate world, with deadlines to meet, stress from higher up the tree, Training exercises, and all the other dangers of Cubicle life there is no way to chill out or relieve this stress. one way found was to set up a single half-hour

out of every month for a sort of social event. A sort of icecream social but using cakes instead. You had a chance to talk to a neighbor and hang out with your manager but without having to worry about your progress report.

It could also be sort of a cake potluck
Hey everyone its cake day! its cake day! The big bosses want us to take a Paid! thirty later in the breakroom.
by Theamazinggeek August 22, 2018
mugGet the cake daymug.

Fuzzy cakes

Sarah has some fuzzy cakes
by eric lmao February 1, 2019
mugGet the Fuzzy cakesmug.

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