Two chicken patties on a bun with a slice of pizza in the middle as a divider. Named in reference to the pizza being Italian (see Jersey Shore) and being double teamed by the chicken patties (see McGangbang).
Friend 1: Yo dawg, what do you think it would be like if we both fucked Snooki?
Friend 2: Dude, I have the cibarious equivalent to intercourse wit dat Italian beeyotch. It's called the jersey double team. It's good as fuck.
Friend 1: Shit bro, let's eat this bitch up.
Friend 2: Dude, I have the cibarious equivalent to intercourse wit dat Italian beeyotch. It's called the jersey double team. It's good as fuck.
Friend 1: Shit bro, let's eat this bitch up.
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I was getting a great hummer behind hobby lobby, then she pulled the Colombian double cross on me. I don’t know which part was worse.
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Get the Double Big People mug.A sex act where a guy eats a muffin or any food of his choice while simultaneously having sex in the shower, combining the greatest earthly pleasures of food, sex, and hot showers into one act.
"Yo, I heard after pilates, Brandon did a double muffin muncher with his girlfriend." "No way, I've been wanting to do that for ages, but due to my unrelenting sexual anxiety, I am devoid of the masculine confidence that is required to have a sexual relationship." "..."
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Get the Double Ham Suck mug.Double Full Stop's (..)are commonly used by pompous or ignorant people that have a severe lack of understanding of the english language. Where a singular full stop shows the end of a sentence, triple full stop's show a pause, Doubles are used as a middle ground as to confuse the reader in thinking they are lesser than the author.
Records date back as far as the year 1217, when first used by Genghis Khan in the phrase "Build me a pyramid of severed heads..", further emphasizing the delusional and damaged mental state of the user of Double Full Stop's.
Records date back as far as the year 1217, when first used by Genghis Khan in the phrase "Build me a pyramid of severed heads..", further emphasizing the delusional and damaged mental state of the user of Double Full Stop's.
I got this message with Double full stop's, I dont even know what it means?
"Hello, are you raising a case for this..incident."
"Hello, are you raising a case for this..incident."
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