Also known as the Gabbonski, the Gbitch, the Gabberoni, or the jack of all trades, master of none, this person is a man singularly dedicated to his wood and strings. He is a man finished in his character development arc, and is currently Yale-bound. Famous for his catchphrases "got" "seven foot frame, rats along his back", and "meh", he is a trendsetter in the english language. A commander of respect, not many remain upright when in his presence.
by MackSneale December 14, 2022
Get the Gabriel Yellowmug. A person who is tired of recieving religion related results when he tries to search the meaning of his name. Christian Gabriel is a sarcastic realist. When it comes to pissing people of Christian Gabriel is the best. Christian Gabriel is lazy and calm as fuck and doesn't give a shit about anything sometimes he can also be retarded and finds stupid things fun and trying them out as a result he always get in sorts of trouble. Christian Gabriel is a type of person who doesn't care about falling in love.
Person: You know Christian Gabriel ?
Person 2: The person who doesn't give a fuck about his life ? Yes
Person 2: The person who doesn't give a fuck about his life ? Yes
by [ ? ] May 6, 2019
Get the Christian Gabrielmug. Gabriel Petrangeli is a person who is usually of italian and serbian origin. he looks like a mole rat who just exited his burrow after digging in a black persons garden for 4 decades. His build is skinny and short and has chicken legs and probably will never come close to even benching 60 kg. Gabriel has a super hot mom who is litterally the hottest milf in the world and all his friends want to fuck the shit out off.
Person 1¨"hey did you see that fucker called gabriel petrangeli today?¨
Person 2 ¨yeah he walked past me this morning, i wanted to just slap his stupid ass face and chop his dick off like im jeffrey dahmer¨
Person 2 ¨yeah he walked past me this morning, i wanted to just slap his stupid ass face and chop his dick off like im jeffrey dahmer¨
by Gabrielsmomadmirer October 13, 2022
Get the GABRIEL PETRANGELImug. Gay nigger who’s bad at soccer
by Lucifer1572$2 May 14, 2019
Get the Gabriel Rugamamug. the hottest man in the fucking multiverse!
he is extremely fuckable and very attractive. I love him so much!
he is extremely fuckable and very attractive. I love him so much!
by calgabrielsbf March 7, 2023
Get the cal gabrielmug. He's a good man.who is Curious.he is not afraid to ask.if he doesn't know the answer.not a know it all.he is a intelligent,tall dark and handsome. thrill seeker.woman breacher.he keeps it short and sweet.unless he trusts.your a good friend.allways loyal.if you wrong him.look out.he a a swing.you'll find him under a tree.or in the woods.allways down to earth.most german.all american.worldly.
by Preacher bauman February 2, 2022
Get the gabriel baumanmug. One of the best people in the world. But he doesn't know who loves him, who loves him is a boy. What they say is boys can't love boys. He doesn't like boys. But he's acceptable of those who do but those who do shouldn't choose him. He's so lovable, and well-self-reserved from others.
by Jose🤷♀️ March 27, 2022
Get the Gabriel Garciaamug.