How do you emergency?

An emergency can be as personal and small as a bad hair day or as big as trying to improvise during the shortages caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. It can be silly or serious. How do you emergency is a question that travels between the two to provide a sense of empathy and comedic relief.

Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal

-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill

-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes

How do you emergency? These days I emergency by counting my chickens and collecting hail.

by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021

Do you watch Kakegurui?

Since Kakegurui is a very Lesbian like anime it basically is a way of asking a girl if she's gay but like in a weeb or otaku way.

Yo, you like anime?
Yeah, why?
Hm..Do you watch Kakegurui?

by Pussies_are_nice_ February 02, 2021

Do you love moralis?

When a NFT Hit is about to happen you ask "Do you love moralis?" for good luck.

Oscar, Do you love Moralis?

Yea Ofc I LOVE Moralis.

by OscarOnTop February 20, 2023

do you got a warrant

a phrase used in place of asking for consent.

when things begin escalating and you want to throw a curveball to slow things down.

Johnny: *reaches to grab Amanda’s ass*
Amanda: yoyoyo...do you got a warrant?

by ted mundy February 08, 2020

Where do you live?

A Hebrew slang, for: You dont know what you talk about, you dont understand anything et cet.

A: I saw Brad Pitt last night!
b: Who is Brad Pitt?
A: Where do you live?

by Jobu14 November 22, 2005

do you need a wambulance?

what you say to someone who always cryin and complainin

Situation 1:

Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!

Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?

Situation 2:

Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(

Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 06, 2018

Do you even trim?

A question askin if you trim the eyebrows

Do you even trim Pegasus?

Do you even trim? Simon

by 202conman202 August 06, 2018