Work Your Way Up

What bosses say to employees to get their hopes up about doing something good in their career when they really never get a promotion or anything.

Employee: When will I become manager?
Boss: Work your way up.

by careertyut August 7, 2012

caddy wonkus

weird

Windows vista makes my pc go all caddy wonkus.

by groundedfirefly March 8, 2010

Mars Worker

An individual whom possesses neither physical nor intellectual competence and is best suited working in the deep mine shafts of Mars for the remaining duration of their life.

Xavier is so fucking stupid I heard they sent him up to Mars to collect minerals. What a dumb fucking Mars worker!

by TallGuyKai June 20, 2020

Work Pooper

A person who poops at work and stinks up the bathroom.

All the employees hated kristen, because she was a work pooper.

by Fresh Air Natzi October 19, 2007

shit work

work that amounts to nothing, is pointless

Cleaning your bedroom because your mom doesn't want other people to think she's the messy one is shit work.
Mopping a clean floor or cleaning anything that isn't dirty is shit work.

by Dan Gregory May 26, 2006

trump worker

A lazy idiot that pretends to be conservative but lacks a work ethic and is always slacking on the job. Especially true with government workers and hypocrites.

Jay votes Republican and says he is conservative but spends all day at work on Facebook looking at women just like a Trump worker. This is especially bad because he is the sexual harassment director.

by realrepublican1 February 5, 2017

safe for work

The opposite of NSFW (not safe for work). Generally refers to content that will not get you fired from work.

Person 1: Hey man check this out!
Person 2: Is it safe for work ?
Person 1: Uh, yeah sure...

by rektshrektdisrespekt September 16, 2015