Hosing

The action of posing like a Ho

Person: "Should I stick out my butt and my tongue for this picture?"
Friend: "That would be Hosing"

by Mikinyuu December 22, 2016

Hose draining

When you grab a man my his penis and rapidly swing it around causing internal bleeding to soften his penis, you then rap your mouth around the head of his penis and sucks are furious as possible trying to suck cum straight from his balls

I hose draining Tyler last night that his cock bled

by Rock cock May 18, 2016

balls hose

A penis.

Ian: I went on a date last night. She was so hot I’m amazed she didn’t set the smoke alarm off.

Roy: did she ask you to get your balls hose out to put the fire out on her face?
Ian: waaayyy!
Roy: Lads! Lads! Lads!

by brexitroy March 19, 2022

Siamese Water Hose

It's when a guy simultaneously ejaculates on one girl's face, while farting in the others mouth...

Ben "Siamese Water Hose" them by farting in Katie's mouth while ejaculating onto Brenda's face.

by Simple Jack duh April 9, 2016

hose pleaser

A Pleaser of Hoses

You're a hose pleaser!

by oopsboy002 September 25, 2013

Hosing out the outhouse

The act of peeing in a butt.

Summer lost the bet to Jackie, so he is going to be hosing out the outhouse

by JackieBuckner79 December 7, 2017

captain pirate hose

A discord moderator with no opinion.

You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.

by Notamon October 9, 2021