the name given to the penis of any guy you sleep with in hopes of making them feel special and empowered in relation to their package.
"baby, i'm naming him Sir Winston because he's so big I just want to bow down to him"
"does sir winston want to come out and play?"
"does sir winston want to come out and play?"
by yessssssssssssssssssssssum January 15, 2009
Get the sir winston mug.A particularly vengeful form of tagnut which entwines itself with such adhesive force in the hairs encircling the clacker of its victim that industrial cutting equipment is required in order to facilitate its removal. A derivation of winnit
Rumours are rife that Hilary Clinton's remarkable facial expression on hearing the results in New Hampshire was not, as originally thought, due to uncontrolled delight but the result of an untimely onslaught of the winskells
by John Pratt January 17, 2008
Get the Winskell mug.A beautiful english actress from reading, who has magnificently portrayed many characters such as Rose Dewitt Bukater in 'Titanic', and Hanna Schimtz in 'The Reader' (which she won the academy award 'best actress' for). She is a truly inspiring actress and is a generally lovely person.
by Nigel58 April 24, 2013
Get the Kate Winslet mug.Amber Heard's Innocence confirmed by (Winston Churchill) British ex-prime minister's wife Cherie Blair, Jennifer Robinson (lawyer of Julian Assange), Justice Nicol on Nov 2, 2020 (same day of American elections), UK Safety Tech, UK LGBT Equality, UK Stop Hate, and by Queen Elizabeth of the Crown's coercive control laws made to help women.
Historically, Sir Winston Churchill enrages lobbyist and comrade Adam Waldman, but Churchill/Blair is on Amber's team.
Amber Heard remarkably uses a British Accent as Mera in Warner Bros Justice League movie.
Over 35,000 new accounts in 2019-2021 use Social Influence Operations against Amber Heard and Adam Waldman is permanently suspended on Twitter. Comrade Waldman, the one who was a Registered Foreign Agent (this should be a movie) for Russian Oligarch Deripaska accused of Election Interference.
Historically, Sir Winston Churchill enrages lobbyist and comrade Adam Waldman, but Churchill/Blair is on Amber's team.
Amber Heard remarkably uses a British Accent as Mera in Warner Bros Justice League movie.
Over 35,000 new accounts in 2019-2021 use Social Influence Operations against Amber Heard and Adam Waldman is permanently suspended on Twitter. Comrade Waldman, the one who was a Registered Foreign Agent (this should be a movie) for Russian Oligarch Deripaska accused of Election Interference.
Propaganda may show Winston Churchill using a peace symbol and a cigar at Amber Heard while Adam Waldman CCs Elon Musk before his Twitter was suspended, but the REAL Winston Churchill (i'm not a bot!) is Smiling with Peace symbol as the Sir Tech of London. Social Bots be gone!
Steele's Dossier is no match for VP Kamala Harris.
This is Amber Heard's Winston Churchill Politics for the history books. Amber Heard is historically good! xoxo
Steele's Dossier is no match for VP Kamala Harris.
This is Amber Heard's Winston Churchill Politics for the history books. Amber Heard is historically good! xoxo
by Agent Genius May 17, 2021
Get the Amber Heard's Winston Churchill Politics mug.1) A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, more awesome. A beating from the winstick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch.
Winsticks are rumoured to come from WinTrees, which in turn can be found clumped together in winforests. These forests are said to be full of win.
#winstick is the opposite of FML.
2) A great Burrito.
Winsticks are rumoured to come from WinTrees, which in turn can be found clumped together in winforests. These forests are said to be full of win.
#winstick is the opposite of FML.
2) A great Burrito.
1) Bridgett just got hit with the winstick, now she has a new car!
2) What was that weapon Donatello used? Oh yeah, a win stick.
3) I'm hungry, want to head to the mission and get some winsticks?
2) What was that weapon Donatello used? Oh yeah, a win stick.
3) I'm hungry, want to head to the mission and get some winsticks?
by losercats April 20, 2009
Get the winstick mug.girl:"i love winston jordan so much."
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friend:"you two would make such a cute couple"
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by pistol95 May 5, 2010
Get the winston jordan mug.Winston is a piece of shit drug user. He is lazy and does not even love himself.. Let alone anyone else. Chicks beware!
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