Wallowing

Brooding and feeling sorry for yourself. Usually involves throwing a hissy-fit like a little pussy;

My step-brother kept wallowing on Reddit about the superbowl last night. What a dumbass!

by SpidersGiveMeBoners April 28, 2019

Winlow

One who steals Smarties from supermarkets, usually favoring the Co-Op.

Often leaving belongings behind, Winlows are not talented thieves, and more often then not are caught in due time.

It may be pure irony, but some say that Winlows steal Smarties specifically in order to become smart, and the fact that they leave belongings behind is proof that in fact, prior to Smartie consumption, they're quite stupid.

"Did you hear about that guy who stole Smarties from the Co-Op?"
"Yeah, I hear he got caught"
"Hah, he left a bag in there and went back to get it."
"What a Winlow"

by OhTheDamageIsDone January 1, 2008

Willo

Aussie slang for an absolute arsehole

Christ that johns a bloody willo

by schooner2010 October 20, 2010

willows academy

An all-girls college prep school in Des Plaines, Illinois where the prettiest, smartest, best girls in Chicago can be found. Although its athletic program is basically nonexistent, it has one of the best music and theater programs available for a school of its size. It is tiny, with an average of about 40 girls in each graduating class. Willows students tend to love food, excel at inventing lip-syncs and coordinating bake sales, and form close bonds that last a lifetime. Willows girls are often found dating Northridge guys.

Girl: I went to Willows Academy for high school.
Guy: That explains why you're so amazing.

by catholicschoolgirl April 22, 2008

willoughbys boy

A person who is a disser because he skips golf tournaments to cuddle.

Why does Willoughbys boy wanna be like that?

by BlakelikesBBC April 25, 2008

willofunk

International heartbreaker, lovemaker, bass player extraordinaire. Commonly know for his bald head, quick wit and rockin beard. Fan reactions are comparable to Beatlemania.

In short, mega hott.

Willofunk's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.

Willofunk drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

by imsoanonymous June 16, 2008

pussy willows

s.pl. testicles that are small, furry, and/or cute; feline testicles.

gf: oooh! i love your pussy willows!
bf: and there goes my hard-on.

by indalomena November 28, 2006