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Howard

A Howard is a completely unimpressive collection of traits that consumes its own waste. While some references to Howard as a first or last name have been used in the past, all Howard’s have their origins from a single mutated cell of primordial Fatlardagin sperm.

The Mississippi strain of the Howard is the most unremarkable and subhuman subspecies of the Howards and usually caught at night on trail cam performing beastiality on white tail deer.

Mississippi Howard’s can be identified easily by their slowed speech, irregular cranium shape and a under developed penis that resembles a small tootsie roll, amazingly this tiny appendage is black no matter skin color.

The first example studied by Harvard professors was in 1846 and was found at the Barnum and Bailey Circus as a side show for a 5 cent piece
Amazingly the Mississippi Howard has continued to regress in all aspects.

Take the tootsie roll shaped penis, as disgusting as this sounds it has regressed from 81 mm (3.18”) in 1846 down toe 54 mm (2.12”) in the last study dated August 18 2007. The penis now resembles a Tootsie Roll that was left in someone’s pocket in the dryer.
Cranial size continues to grow in a malformed manner while the sub cortex and medulla oblongata have withered away baffling the worlds greatest minds to ask “how could such a beast procreate or even remember how to walk?
Please don’t be a Howard.
by Lagniappe November 6, 2021
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Hudson Howard

Coolest guy you will ever meet a cheerleader who can tumble everywhere amazing people with his back tucks.
Look at that guy doing flips that must be Hudson Howard.
by user 38 June 19, 2022
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Jordan Howard

Person 1: Hey, do you know Jordan Howard?
Person 2: Him? Sadly yes.
by skylar bertenshaw October 25, 2020
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Howard

He’s a very nice and sweet guy who always cares about people around him, but he also loves godzilla and spider man… wait no he doesn’t he only likes godzilla, he’s a gamer and loves minecraft with boys. he’s very funny and always says phrases like “chat is this real” and “were cooked chat” his favorite music is Eminem because he gets down to it.
by vbhffxsrhu April 21, 2024
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howard

Noun: to put skippys extra crunchy peanut butter all over your genitals and letting your dog lick it off to release sexual tension from your parents
Last night I pulled a Howard after the game

Tyler pulled a Howard last night with his brother gage clapp
by DaddyDamien14 October 2, 2019
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Todd Howard Marriage

A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.
"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."
by Theoremist January 27, 2024
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Howard

A guy who hate his butt being touched but secretly loves it while talking about far away relationships while his mouth is deformed, he still think he is the shit
Wow Howard is such a fag
by Truth of Howard May 2, 2025
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