call of the wild

When all of sudden, out of nowhere, you get the urge to take a shit
You: Sorry buddy, I’ve got to go. I’ve got the call of the wild.
Buddy: Which call?

You: A shit.
Buddy: I thought you meant to masturbate.
You: Piss off I need a shit. Goodbye.
by FlatCapWolf October 26, 2022
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Beyond the wild

Very informal slang used on Discord Someone that acts weird, out of the norm, disruptively, and mostly with the intention to troll people. Someone who deliberately pisses people off online to get a reaction
- Looks what this girl is saying, she's acting beyond the wild
by Chica Pata Sucia May 10, 2021
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Thomas Wilde

An extremely rare, extremely gorgeous and extremely perfect Dutch young man. Thomas Wilde's will treat you right and dick you right all day and all night. This guy is the ultimate lover and has an abnormally large penis.
Damn, my legs are sore. That guy from last night must've been a Thomas WIlde!
by Guy who knows his shit B May 10, 2017
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wild sticky

noun - A stickiness that is acquired unintentionally as from a dirty counter-top or a sticky floor.

antonym: farmed sticky - a stickiness that is acquired from an intentional act such as breaking up weed to put into a blunt.
I got so much wild sticky on my elbow from accidentally rubbing that counter, must be from the cranberry sauce.

by Ogrefabulous November 16, 2007
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Wild jenny

A non human creature lost roaming earth in search of a rad party with jade.
by Jennyfour February 27, 2018
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Wild CAS

Cock Sucker And Attention Seeker.

A wild breed of animal from the educational sector, known by peers to achieve very high grades and effort rating through 3rd party forms.
Wow, that wild CAS mustn't have gotten those good grades honestly.
by wildowstritch December 02, 2012
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wild colonoscopy

When some on stuffs your head up an animal’s ass.
I’m giving this elephant a wild colonoscopy
by The only pug July 17, 2021
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