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rezes.wifey 

An irritating tiktoker who doesn't bathe <3,
I just said rezes.wifey dont shower 🤣
a boy who spoons with another boy then wakes up in the morning and takes a shower with this boy to "conseve water to save the fishies"
steven looked at wifey and said lets save the fishies and take a shower together.
wifey by bwahaha September 17, 2007
Shortened term used to describe a wife beater tee shirt.
the boys were comparing wifeys before they went to the dance.
Wifey by canadaday April 13, 2009
A name given to your lesbian best friend. Everyone thinks that because you guys are married that you are lesbian. Who would have thought? But a wifey is straight and loves a heaven. A wifey thinks the same things as you and vertually has the same brain. Except one wifey cheats off of the other in STATS and almost gets caught. Wifeys have the ultimate bond made of cookies and rainbows. (Love is the secret ingredient.)
Wifey NO!
Wifey by Jennoza July 10, 2010
A term to define a bitch who iz becomin ur Wife, like u is gettin pussy whipped. u get controlled and she uses her pussy when tightened over da penis gives the woman utter control of the dude in question.
Damn Mutha, you gonna leave your homies hanging AGAIN? Bridget callin u again? damn you gettin pussy whipped dawg, i'm tellin you that bitch is a wifey man
Wifey by SteveyAKALucious June 11, 2006

Beverly Hills Wiffer 

You begin by doing a snobby girl from behind in the Vgine. Then you proceed to stick two fingers in the boot and scoop out some stoof. Finally you take your shit covered fingers, reach around, and plug her nostrils. After committing this hanus act, You say, "Who's shit stinks now bitch?"
"I was tapping that really stuck up bitch, Sayegh's Mom, and I gave her a beverly hills wiffer.