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world wide wank 

What in North America is to Jerk, in England is to Wank. A Jerk with a computer is not just a Jerk at home but a Wank around the world.
" He might mean something to his mother... but to the rest of us he's just a world wide wank ".
world wide wank by TBA November 7, 2006
A gentleman who you can also hang out with on Friday nights.
I had the best time with Joe this weekend. He acted like such a wedge- he paid for dinner and everything.
Wedge by wedgelover123 January 11, 2018
Someone or something that is annoying, irritating, stupid, or uncalled for.
Dude1: Yeah, so I hit her in the face with a baseball bat.

Dude2: That was pretty wide of you, man.
wide by Chakitten November 13, 2003
Hailing from the chip family, the wedge (wedginous chiporalis) is a seasoned, wedge shape hot potato chip.
Sarah lost the bet by eating the wedge and will be running naked across brindabella park tomorrow.
Wedge by Hardfactz May 28, 2014
Refering to the loss of Clemson University to the University of South Carolina in the 2006 football season. Jad Dean missed the game tying field goal in the final seconds of the game to give South Carolina the win 31-28. The beginning of Steve Spurries domination in the SEC
shit here comes the kick i hope he misses...WIDE LEFT WIDE LEFT THE GAME COCKS WIN
Wide Left by Cock-a-boose February 21, 2007
I like the wadge
wadge by phread June 12, 2003