fowpny whale

"A four penny whale".

A huge piece of battered fish purchased from the fish a chip shop. Derives from Lower Gornal in the Black Country.

I'm gooin up the chippy, dunya want anythin

ar, get us some clondykes and a fowpny whale

by Minder November 24, 2007

whale shlong

A freakishly large penis that isnt black.

oh shit! this prostatude has a whale shlong.

by hazel:) January 10, 2010

Porch Whale

A person with a dump truck like figure , who posses at least two tons of fun and is current existing on there porch/porch area

Hey man you see Becky over there , girls looks like a god damn porch whale

by Captian full send May 30, 2021

whale shart

High volume high density deposit of fecal matter in your underwear when attempting to fart. More than a shart less than a turd

Thought I only had to fart but my fart-shit separater failed to indicate the material that was about to be dispensed. Resulting in a large shart.... A whale shart.

by kriegmann January 3, 2015

Flying whales

Flying whales is a statement used when something is just so amazing.

Additional adjectives- great or giant for example, can be added to make the statement stronger.

"I'm pregnant!" "Great flying whales! I'm so happy for you!"

"10/10 flying whales for you."

by iamdogbork July 18, 2019

whale splash

whale splash, is a short stubby turd that is heavy in weight! so when it hits the water in the toilet it splashes you.

Steve did you hear that? I think Brett just got whale splashed! I heard him cussing in the bathroom.

by stevetotheo April 13, 2015

Whale Banger

One who goes after or bangs fat chicks.

"Did you see that girl?"
"Yeah she was at least 400 pounds, he's a whale banger."

by AlfiePalmer1379 August 19, 2013