Missouri Western University

A sad D2 college that does very little of anything. There isn’t much alcohol, nor many girls. Just depressed and high students.

Damn you went to Missouri Western University this weekend? Why’d you do that to yourself?

by Boof lord September 20, 2019

western style tug

The act of which a woman lassos a rope around a man’s penis while they attempt to escape.

Hey Janet, you really got me with that western style tug last night

by G.t Harp April 6, 2024

Western burger

When you eat The Western Bacon Chesse Burger you halfway to the bathroom 30 minutes later about to shit your pants

Grace get the fuck out of the bathroom I have a "Western burger"coming out of my ass!!!!!

by Daveyboy323 December 20, 2021

Western Tea-Bag

a sex position involving an ass slap followed by a male turning and dropping his balls on his partner’s belly button. This is followed by a loud YEE-HAW

I me Mike at a rodeo last night and he took me home and western tea-bagged me. It was so great!

by Orangebannana619 November 14, 2025

Western super

When you put ur hand up a girls ass and then she puts her hand up your ass common in western supermare

Girls:come round mine

Guy: what we gonna do

Girl:a western super
Guy:I think we should break up

by Gone on jay March 13, 2019

Western Shootout

The scenario when 2 naked people are standing approximately 10 feet apart and attempt to urinate on each other.

Yea my buddy greg beat me in the ole western shootout last weekend. There’s still piss stains in the carpet!

by ShwiftyRick July 16, 2021

Western Paper

a test paper that has a lot of blank answers/open spaces

Little Johnnie received his test back with a failing grade and his teacher told the class Johnnie had a Western Paper...

by Don M. Spebee February 4, 2010