weiner water

1. the super tasty broth prepared as a result of boiling weiners.

2. when I dunk my filthy, unwashed cock in a glass of water; the perfect beverage for your mom.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I boiled up some weiners...want some?"

Guy 2: "Fuck the weiners, gimme some of that delicious weiner water"

Guy 1: "That's what I gave your mom last night."

by The Zim. January 17, 2009

Baby weight

The excess weight a women continues to carry after giving birth.

"Rich your mum looks well fat!"

"Yeah its her baby weight"

"She had my kid 2 years ago! Tell that bitch to get down the gym"

by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006

weiner beat

to jack around and not do anything productive

the service guys are famous for performing a weiner beat

by KENNY THE SHARK November 19, 2004

weight bench

A digital or manual scale such as a triplebeam, often use to mearsure the weight of drugs.

Bring your weight bench because I havent weighed the work yet.

by Dwain Oneal July 11, 2006

weighment

Similar to a payment, but with the use of the weight of an object.

Often used in restaurant kitchens, or drug dealers.

" James do you have those fries for me?" - Will
" whats the weighment on those?" - James
" 8 oz " - Will

by James Baglole July 24, 2007

playing weight

a state of physical/mental fitness at which a person can perform a given task most effectively. a person will be off their playing weight due to many factors.

Physical fitness:
"Hey let's play basketball tomorrow." "Okay, but not for too long, I'm not at my playing weight."

Mental fitness:
"David just had a tough breakup, and he's not ready to date yet. He hasn't been single in so long, he needs to meet some girls at bars and get back to his playing weight."

Skill sharpness:
"I can't play poker yet. Let me have a couple of beers so I can get to my playing weight."

by Papa Nooch December 30, 2008

Business weight

The weight gain necessary to succeed in the business world, resulting in a satisfyingly plump form. You don't see many slim, successful businessmen jetting around in first class. It's also a handy excuse to let yourself go a little, as once you are rich and successful those women will come flying at you.

-"You're having ANOTHER donut?"

-"Just putting on the business weight, my friend. Once I get enough chub I'll be in the money for sure!"

by Mozz-eyes May 25, 2011