Dick Weasel

Someone who is persistently annoying.

A person (husband) who smacks your ass every time you walk past the couch he is lounging on.

Jarron you are such a DICK WEASEL.

by ashlyn445 September 29, 2009

Piss-weasel

a piss-weasel is a really minging girl.

she was an absolute piss-weasel

by master B November 20, 2003

chat weasel

One who weasels their way back onto your IM buddy list after they've already been blocked.

Friend 1: "You're still talking to him? I thought you cut him off weeks ago."

Friend 2: "Yeah, I let that chat weasel back into my IM."

by Chiquitabanana January 16, 2008

weasel treats

The beautiful act of placing small candy such as milk duds into your asshole. You then have that special someone tongue them out of your rectum.

Oh gurl I'm a hankerin' for some weasel treats. Get Get Get it girl!

by Jamoocaba May 16, 2010

poo weasel

Poo weasel is when you get angry at fifa and your mum is in your room e.g. George barlow " oh poo weasel "

George barlow poo weasel

by gingey melon November 29, 2013

Weasel piss

Slang for penetrating oil

Spray rusted bolts with weasel piss

by anonymous June 23, 2022

Weasel Shag

1. Getting cosy whilst nobody's about

2. Naughty sex

1: The kids are all watching tv love... fancy a weasel shag?

2: He got caught having a weasel shag with his secretary

by canarynightlife December 28, 2007