wake up to yourself

The term: 'Wake up to yourself' (or 'wake up to ya bloody self'), implies that one should think before acting.

Wake up to yourself and frack off - A phrase used to insist that the listener think about her/his actions before attempting the task at hand whatever it may be, in this case the fracking of gas in Northern Territory, Australia.

by G Morwong April 11, 2018

Eternal Wake

When a man cums in a fat girl's belly button and then slaps her stomach which causes the cum to slosh around. This is similar to when a boat's wake bounces off the shore and creates more waves.

Damn, that girl's fat!
Yeah, I bet she'd be perfect for an eternal wake.

by gingerscanlickmyballs October 21, 2010

Wakefield

Paranoid nutjob who broke spellcheck.

Wow, I can't understand anything of what you typed - all I get from it is that you think everyone is out to get you. You're a total Wakefield.

by not a nutjob August 25, 2013

Wakamo

The ominous music that is sending panic across our country.

"Wakamo, Wakamo, Wakamo..."

"Dude, shut the fuck up!

by Onionion August 25, 2009

wake and steak

To wake up (after been ruffeed) with a steak in you.

"Man I got some last night but I feel bad because I pulled a wake and steak on Ja Mille"

by Beat Cheeks November 22, 2010

wake and cake

The best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately eating the 'six pre-packed' cakes that are sitting 'ready to eat' on your bedside table.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone eats the entire contents of their fridge upto 1 hour after waking up.

I becomin' a bit chronic at the moment, like 'wake and cake' everyday and shit, 'nahmeanyaheardit!

by Stuart_Fraser May 3, 2007

Wake'n'cake

The act of waking up and eating cake for no reason at all.

I was hungry when I woke up so I decided to do a wake'n'cake.

by Mr. Sneakers September 25, 2009