andrew wait

One stupid mother fucker
Doing something really fucking dumb

That man just pulled an Andrew wait

by Fack yourself December 15, 2018

wait i’m goated

wait i’m goated

wait i’m goated

by ramen333 September 28, 2023

Post Wait

The act of deliberately waiting to write a post or comment, so that you can avoid commenting on it immediately after it was written. This act makes it look like you're busier than you really are, instead of revealing the fact that you are on facebook constantly.

Can also be used for texts, emails, chats etc.

Friend #1: DUDE check this out!! This is totally cool! (link)
...wait...
...wait...
Friend #1: hello? are you there?
Friend #2: oh hey, yeah that's awesome, sorry I was busy working.
Friend #1:no you weren't working, you were pulling a Post Wait on me!

by kelsinatormg July 6, 2011

waiting

doing absolutely nothing, but with a purpose

I’m not just doing nothing, i’m doing nothing but with a greater purpose..i’m waiting

by wordman50000 November 20, 2025

waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

wait a tic

Polish trap group (synthxakizona)
They make mf good bangiers

I love wait a tic so much

by Witek March 17, 2020

Waiting

Waiting is short for "wasting time". If you wait, all you do is waste a disproportionate amount of your life just for something to happen, whether or not it's worth it.

I wasted 5 hours of my life waiting for the web page to load.

by Cjarbon14771 November 11, 2022