vulture dating

When you wait around for a relationship to die, so that you can have one of the survivors.....circling the one you want.

girl1: So, I've been talking to Mark again...trying to line up a new "buddy"
girl2: I thought he had a girlfriend?
girl1: he does, but that's relationship is about to die
girl2: so, you're like vulture dating?
girl1: yes, yes i am

by jabberwockyjoy May 28, 2008

vultures

people who swarm a newly single person, usually only for sexual intentions.

She just broke up with her boyfriend and now the vultures attack.

by xsilentx35 January 14, 2010

Poon Vulture

A guy at a party or a bar that is out specifically to get laid and hits on women. He is usually drunk. He doesn’t want a girlfriend, a friend or a relationship- he only wants one thing. So he focuses on one girl who seems like a good target... She is usually an acquaintance or "a friend of a friend," a.k.a. Fresh Meat. He hovers over her trying to impress her with funny stories, insightful ideas and casually mentioning his good qualities. He buys her drinks to get on her good side and perhaps increase his chances of getting laid. He agrees with everything she says, compliments her and calls down other men to make himself look good. He puts his arm around her to show other guys he is targeting her and any interference is met with passive aggression. He leads her away from the group and tries to take her home with him.

A Poon Vulture is basically any drunk guy, swinger or slut that is looking for a one night stand. Most examples are men from teen-comedies who are on a quest to pick up women.

by Karihwiiostha March 17, 2008

airport vultures

The people that wait for flights on standby, hoping to pay cheap "standby fares."

They diligently scavenge on the misfortunes of others, hoping till the last minute that the poor, paying passengers miss their flight.

We made our flight just in the nick of time. Those nutcases waiting for standby couldn't believe what hit em. Suck it, airport vultures!

by halpwr September 27, 2010

cock vulture

a blond jewish french canadian who enjoys scavenging for cock. cock vultures are widely known for their terrible decision making skills, therefor, the cock that they recieve is rated as substandard. However, in any attempt to displease a cock vulture will result in catching the herpes and a painful death involving an auger and diposal of the body in a silo.

sara is the president of the cock vulture coalition in all of french canadia

by japirish January 9, 2009

Culture Vulture

A person who attempts to steal a culture to fit in with their idols and be part of a group.

Hey Jimmy you're only doing something because you're culture vulture, and get that dick out of your mouth!

by J1mmyTh1cc June 24, 2017

Vulture

Vulture, as in a giant cockblocking lady thief that preys on the lady after the wounds has been healed by another only to sucessfully return to being single. The lady can't be any ordinary lady, you have to have deep feelings for her making this and extreme level of what is known as cockblocking by the third party. The return to being single can be for various reason but the most common is bad timing and horrible personality. Now then a vulture might have the same agenda you have but this girl and you are at such a level that comparing your understanding of her with someone else is unpresidented, basically making any other dude a vulture, a mere obstacle.

A girl has broken up with her boyfriend and at this point most girls are real vulnerable to people. You take her under your wing for a significant amount of time, long enough that the both of you talk for hours over the phone during summer nights and cuddle together when watching a movie and all that stuff. All is in your favor then an outside source, the vulture decides that he will try the samething but with a different agenda. The vulture agenda is looking more for pleasure than intelectual arosement in which you are looking for both. The vulture ends up with the meat and gets away. A few weeks later you have lost interest and move on only to find out that the lady is single again. This process is called vulting. Now even though the horrible timing and bad persona are negative traits, most women will not notice because like i said before they are most vulnerable when they are going through the recovery phase.

by Eric386 January 19, 2007