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ont va hormis

Ont va hormis means

'When a child accidentally licks a microphone'
So when a child accidentally licks a microphone you shout Ont va hormis!
(its that simple tbh)

Example?:
Jimmy: *Gasp* He Ont Va Hormis!
Tom: AWH SHIT I DID ONT VA HORMIS!!!!!!
Jessie: SEND HIM TO PRISON FOR 10 YEAR
Tom: NOOOOOOOOOI!!!!!!!!!

(Ont va hormis actually means We went apart in french.. me and my friend js made a joke out of it)
by KiwisCreampie._ May 5, 2024
mugGet the ont va hormismug.
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vas

Vas a weird man with a candy truck and holds a book up. Rumer has it he is still playing zombies royale
by higuy437493949 June 9, 2019
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The VA

Where you are when you're really hungover
Brodie spends his Sundays at the VA.
by Beans6420 February 21, 2020
mugGet the The VAmug.

Te va cargar la verga

North Mexican slang.

In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.

The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.

Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.
Bro, I just saw your wife blowing Donald Trump.

Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.

You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 7, 2024
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va göru

When someone throws the dick in her mouth without askinh
Va göru?! Dont put that dick in My mouth
by The lord December 19, 2016
mugGet the va görumug.

Va-va voom

(Taken from the balance of nature commercial): the natural life force energy that let's you be a more creative and happy member of society even after theoretical retirement
Being something like being a creative painter or gardener after age 65 that takes a lot of va-va voom.
by Sexydimma November 9, 2022
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