Torterra is something you shall fear you all. This is a better pokémon than charizard and i dont care what you say
Every one that uses torterra is sexy
Every one that uses torterra is sexy
by The good güey March 5, 2022
Get the Torterra mug.The action of giving/threatening to give a tortoise as a present meant to seek revenge on someone for as long as the tortoise lives (approx. 100 years) for suffering caused from their actions. Commonly refered to as an RT.
Im totally going to RT Sally for moving away to Vancouver for so long.
Steph isnt responding to our messages, maybe a revenge tortoise will teach her a lesson.
Steph isnt responding to our messages, maybe a revenge tortoise will teach her a lesson.
by fairy in the water November 5, 2012
Get the Revenge tortoise mug.A proper way of making tortillas is using a machine, using your hands, on your knees using a machine or your hands. A tortilla is a round corn flat slap. That not everybody knows how to make or takes the time to make. Once it is done, there is a process to make it appetizing which involves many factors.
by MariaGuadalupe July 22, 2019
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by *va-jay-jay* April 24, 2008
Get the tortilla mug.the act of sex between older persons and those specifically those who have suffered hip replacements or other movement difficulties. Tortoising can involve the use of a zimmer frame to create the shell in particularly active relationships.
by gurgi July 13, 2009
Get the Tortoising mug.Stalker slang for someone who has been successfully intimidated into confining themself to their home, venturing out rarely, like a tortoise sticking their head out of its shell.
My ex-partner is such a tortoise, I wait outside their house for days and never see them until they dash out for groceries. Job done.
by motormind June 2, 2015
Get the Tortoise mug.A Torta is a woman or man who is over weight, obese or loves to over eat. A Torta is for all genders not to be used only on a woman.
by Veronafo August 29, 2022
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