hell. literal hell. the worst place ever. where PE teachers yell at you until you vomit/cry, science teachers are horrible (especially the 8th grade science teacher on team Freedom), and the message of togetherness is blabbered on about so much that you want to die. don't go here. worst place in Johnson county. filled with white racist, sexist, trump supporting assholes who only care about fucking the popular girls and their $100 fidget spinners, and idiotic, unhelpful administrators/counselors that tell you to shove your feelings down so they can be lazy and get their next paycheck. graduated from this hellhole in 2017, and never going back.

"yo man have you ever been to Prairie Trail middle school?"
"nah bro, that place is worse than hell. I'd rather fuck a cactus"

prairie trail middle school by turtlemom June 15, 2017

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hiking the Applachian trail

cheating on one's spouse

She thought he was away on business but he was actually "hiking the Applachian trail" .

hiking the Applachian trail by AZAFVET August 20, 2009

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slug trail

A sexual maneuver performed after girl-on-top copulation. Girl begins by sliding forward off of man's member, continuing up the stomach, chest and ending by sliding off man's face, leaving behind a trail of shiny, sticky, gooey ooze comprised of vaginal juices, semen, and any additional lubrication products used.

Bill: Hey girl, why don't slide up here and leave me a slug trail?

Tonya: Sure, give me a sec to dismount. That lube we used will make it extra-sticky!

slug trail by Pony Lily & Keyhole Monkey June 28, 2010

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The Trail of Tears

When you fuck a native american and don't call them the day after.

The Trail of Tears will be re-written in the history books in 2009.

The Trail of Tears by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

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