Shit Ton

A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.

"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"

by SmellyRichard October 2, 2015

ton head

Quote frome THE HARD BOYS "mission to nowhere"

Ima MF ton head, hard enough to whoop da devil take his ho and split his son's head.

by HardBOYZ November 21, 2016

2 Ton Tammy

A fat white trash looking girl

Did you see Tyler last night at the bar with that 2 Ton Tammy

by Madam kamay July 5, 2025

Friggin Poop Ton

A plethora of friggin stuff.

(Sentence if said by Canadian)

Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!

by FTH and stuff December 10, 2021

Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!

Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!

Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!

by banana guy68419 October 11, 2022

Ton

The weight of Alex’s mom.

Oh shit, Alex baby! I weigh as much as a car!

Ton = The wait for Alex’s mom

by Psychos! September 18, 2020

Ass-ton

2000 assloads

Just because you were at Costco doesn’t mean we need a fukin ass-ton of toothpicks. These toothpicks will outlast me you stupid fuck-ass. Ass-fuck. You think I work all week for some muthafukin toothpicks?

by Weinsist June 29, 2018