possum tongue

a descriptive term for an excessively large female clitorus

Man 1: how did you go last night mate, any luck with the ladies?
Man 2: Bro, I picked up this 9 and kicked her out, she had the biggest clit I've ever seen!
Man 1: ohhhhh, the old possum tongue.

by Dr_Rhodez November 23, 2016

Loko Tongue

When your tongue turns a bright ridiculous color after drinking four loko.

I went home drunk last night and I didn't think my parents would notice, but as soon as I started talking they saw my loko tongue.

by A_coon February 24, 2011

snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.

I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?

by The see-ma-wae January 23, 2010

tongue the sac

Same as lick my balls

Teacher said stay after class because i was rude i said tongue the sack

by r1 cuntjunky July 30, 2016

black tongue

Used to describe when a person says something out loud and it manifests as reality and comes true. Black Tongue *bluh-a-ck Tung*

This asshole has a black tongue. Every time he opens his mouth the shit comes true —-I wish he would shut the hell up or say he wishes I was rich and happily retired.

by Amoritito August 12, 2021

tongue depressor

disgusting food.

i'm never going to that restaurant again... they only stuff they have on their menu are tongue depressors.

by Chef Awesomesauce December 1, 2010

Prehensile Tongue

the act of sticking your tongue out while doing anything that requires more than average thought or concentration.

John's trying to find the shift key, his prehensile tongue is a throwback to early man's pre-keyboard days.

by Philo T. Farnsworth November 1, 2014