Mental Rort

It's when your mentally stable and mental illness or trauma side swipes you.

This bipolar diagnoses is a mental rort,
My life is a mental rort.

by AusTetris August 8, 2021

Mentally masturbating

the act of pleasuring oneself by using only the mind to concentrate on something stimulating.

No one would every know that during the meeting Brandon was mentally masturbating because he wasn't using his hands to touch his penis.

by Lateesha223 July 15, 2014

mental athlete

A person who is devoted to intellectual pursuits and studies.

Since he's a mental athlete, he should be good on the TV game show Jeopardy.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016

Settler's Mentality

Thinking you're a nice carefree person when you're part of the problem.

Old example: Little-House-On-The-Prarie-type European settlers going west to "Put in a solid day's work and carve out a new life" while being part of the mass genocide of Indigenous Americans.

New example: People moving away from California because they "Couldn't stand it anymore" and ruining the property values and job markets of their new location while transplanting the California-style politics they claim they were getting away from.

1. "I just want to promote healthy living and calm to the people I meet on social media"
"Your lifestyle is funded by your sugar daddy using child labor at off-shore factories Caitlyn, you got a real settler's mentality"

2. Instagram models advocating for mental health while their income comes from an app destroying people's mental health is some serious settler's mentality.

3. Bro you can say you support Black Lives Matter but if you keep voting for officials who defend bad cops that's just settler's mentality

by RezishDog October 18, 2021

mentally mushy

when someone someone is extremely mentally retarded and there's no other way to describe them.

Aight mate! I'm not high just mentally mushy..

by gabune2005 January 23, 2020

The Maik Mentality

Don't be part of the problem, be the ENTIRE problem

Speaker 1 : I didn't support child labor at McDonalds, I provided the children
Speaker 2 : Wow that's The Maik Mentality right there

by M.Thor November 2, 2022

mental hiccup

basically a brain fart

I was trying to explain my work but could't because I had a mental hiccup

by pedocycle November 28, 2018