sphincter thump

The Sphincter Thump is a more humane / less illegal derivative of the Donkey Punch. While fuck'in Doggy Style the man reaches down and thumps the woman’s anus as hard as he can with a flick of his finger. The reaction is that the woman tenses up and greatly enhances the mans climax. (*Note the most effective thump is to bend ones middle finger back using the thumb on the same hand. Once cocked aim for the Brown Eye and let it fly).

Do you want all the benefits of a Donkey Punch without the trip to jail and rape investigation? Then try the smart man's way to muscle seizing pleasure, the Sphincter Thump.

by WCC September 6, 2008

bible thumped

the act of sexual intercourse taking place while on top of a copy of the holy Bible.

I went out with a guy I met in church last night and we bible thumped on my dads desk

by Lady Jai_ October 13, 2013

Trump Thump

Referring to the A GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb (MOAB), nicknamed the "mother of all bombs" that President Trump approved for drop on ISIS targets.

" if you are a terrorist you will get the Trump Thump"

by Bark7103 April 18, 2017

Idaho Spud Thumper

When one cooks a bake potato to perfection with all of the fixens ie: chives, pepper, cheese, bacon and instead of sour cream uses their splouge. Then the potato is served up to a lady while she is thumped from behind.

Instead of taking her out to dinner we stayed at my house and I served her up the ol Idaho Spud Thumper.

by The Stickies July 16, 2009

trumpaholic

An excessive obsession with Donald Trump

Okay bro i am officially a trumpaholic.

by Kellison and Allybubba November 29, 2016

Thump

-Word for woman to describe a man in a positive way. made popular by the 1995 film "Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead"
-When a woman thinks about a guy and can't eat or sleep when thinking about them. She forgets about man's inhumanity to man.
- To make a woman feel so strongly towards a man that she can do nothing else but think about him.

-Girls who glide need guys who make them thump.

-That guys got me thinking about him so much i can't bring myself to do anything else. he makes me thump.

by xducttapex December 31, 2008

thumper

a drinking game that is played as follows: a group of people gather round a table with shot glasses spread out before them. each person has one "symbol", such as touching the nose, and when someone does theirs to you then you do your symbol. When not doing your symbol, you and everyone else just watching bangs the table and chants "thumper thumper thumper" until you are looked at and the symbol is in your direction. anyone who doesnt do their symbol takes a shot, as well as anyone who points. very fun, very loud. its awesome.

instead of having an office meeting, we just found the liquor cabinet and played thumper.

by tunit5cent April 21, 2006