Clery Theory

A scientifically proven theorem that states the directly proportional relationship between how tall a subject is and the potency of the odour coming from their genitalia.
The taller the person is, the smellier their penis/vagina in order to keep their face further away

Lad 1: "ere mate, that lass is well fit!"
Lad 2 : "yeah but she's tall"
Lad 1 : "difference does that make?"
Lad 2 : "The Clery Theory bud"
Lad 1 : "Eh?"
Lad 2 : "means she'll have a smelly fanny"
Lad 1 : "Oh yeah, good call"

by ducklad June 12, 2011

gn theory

When someone says “Gn” as a way to escape a boring conversation. Or when someone uses Gn to end a conversation.

Guy: I was texting Sarah last night and she said Gn but it was only 1pm

Guy two: sounds like the Gn theory

by Anonymous.429.69. November 30, 2019

Theory of Reletivity

What you get when Einstein smokes a bong

WOW! The theory of reletivity really blows my mind

by Psychologicaly Unstable May 30, 2018

theory of a deadman

a shitty band that is a carbon copy of Nickelback, which isnt a good thing they all suck at their insturments.

Pearl Jam is awsome why does like every new band copy them and sound super shitty doing it? like theory of a deadman and NIckelback and all those other band thats sound like if pearl jam sucked.

by Caflisch22 July 31, 2006

Chaos Theory

A cool way to call bullshit.

"Did you see that!? I was just mashing buttons and killed your whole team! Chaos Theory, trick!"

by TomKVideo February 17, 2009

Potato Theory

The first theory of male-female relations that stipulates the following:

You would not try and reason or logically argue with a potato, so do not waste your time doing this with women.

Your mom is yelling because you slept in on your day off?

Forget it bro, Potato Theory.

by TheDamnBatman July 26, 2011

Pinocchio Theory

According to Bootsy's Rubber Band, the Pinocchio Theory states that if you fake the funk, your nose will grow. This is later seen in Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk.

“If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.” -Bootsy Collins, in "the Pinocchio Theory."

by DepecheMoses November 5, 2006