swagger-switch

The switch that gentlemen use to turn their swag on or off. Usually turned on at the start of the day and off at night, otherwise one might "wake up covered in bitches", so to speak.

Old English - Colloquial (~1739-present).

"Charles, don't forget to turn your swagger-switch back to 'on' after this lovely pot of tea."

by SuperDuncan8 August 17, 2011

clicky switches

The keyboard switch that you want to make your parents angry with at night.

HAHAHA clicky switches GO BRRRRRRR fuck you dad.
Smack!!smack!!!smack!!!!.
-Go buy some linear switches instead bitch!
-ok daddy.

by Not Filip or Linus. April 1, 2022

switch pegging

When a woman blindfolds her man before pegging him, then discreetly brings in another man to do the deed in her stead.

Paul thought Becky was using the blindfold and loud music to add ambiance to their weekly pegging. What he didn't know was that Black Rodney was quietly hiding in the closet waiting for her to let him take over and deliver Paul's first Switch Pegging.

by WECoyote September 4, 2021

Lit switch

That precise moment your brain decides you are about to turn up and get lit.

"Parker had a rough week at work so he's decided to turn on his Lit Switch all weekend"

by ronniec11 August 1, 2017

Nintendo Switch

The same console I can use on the toilet, and play on my PC at the same time. Solves the issue of hiding in a corner in game and hoping you aren’t killed due to having to defecate. Instead, sit in the corner of your bathroom in the toilet instead.

The Nintendo Switch is for people who want potato graphics.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 18, 2021

Hittn switches

A person who’s tweaking balls and can’t stop moving around

Look at Amber she’s hittn switches hard she must have some good shit

by TubeSteakDickDouglas March 26, 2022

switched face

When you first meet a person and they are so kind at first. They only show you a made up version of themselves. When you stop being able to be useful to them or y’all have an argument then you see their true colors. They reveal to you it was just an illusion and show you how evil they really are.

Me and icky where best friends until she switched face.

When I found out bob was becoming successful and not sharing his success with me I switched face on him because I never liked him from the start and now I’ll show him how deep rooted my hatred for him is.

by Nesha Unique January 31, 2023