Plum Junkie

A Plum Junkie is a man who has a deep infatuation with his own testicles. He useually has no consideration to his accomplices and seems quite unaware of his bumbling ball banging daily passtime. Beware a Plum Junkie is a serial offender and wont stop at nothing to scratch that itch.

Hello everyone my names pete and Im a Plum Junkie

by Nutbags August 17, 2010

Plum

One who’s lips become a dark purple color when imbibing red wine. This is most easily seen on the inner rim of both the top and bottom lips, when the mouth is slightly parted.

Also note: manplum (noun, m.)

Hey Kev, I got you some IPA selections at Weggies for the game, is that cool or are you going to be a total manplum tonight?

by Contriveme March 16, 2019

Plum

Plum is a poop 💩

I took a plum in the toilet

by Totally not vinny November 22, 2021

plumming

“pick me” but solely lesbians. self sufficient behavior / independent acts. not to be confused with queer baiting because it’s actually queer !!!

“claire you’re totally plumming rn by opening that jar in front of that hot girl”

“ur being such a plum!”

by vampygirl69 June 8, 2022

plum tuckered

Da feeling of utter exhaustion dat you get after majorly chowing down on Australian food dat's been prepared with copious quantities of luscious juicy purple "stool-softener" fruits.

Maybe if da landowner and da "troopers, one-two-three" has simply hidden and waited till da "jolly swag-man" had boiled da "jolly jumbuck" in his "billy" and then added some fresh lavender-colored oversize tree-berries to da pot, said "gleeful" stock-rustler would have been so "plum tuckered" after greedily devouring said fruit-embellished delicacy dat he could have been arrested and hauled off to jail, instead of simply running off and drowning himself in da billabong.

by QuacksO February 7, 2020

plum juice

piles discharge from the anus, usually after a hard shit rips the bee jesus out of your back side, good to avoid spicy foods and a gallon of guinness

i will have to change my boxers as i have some plum juice leakage

by santorini February 17, 2009

Sugar Plum Cock

So, a Sugar Plum Cock (SPC) is a cock, around the holiday season, that engages in anal intercourse and, when disengaging (withdrawing) pulls out a “plum.” The “plum” is actually a turd.

Oh! On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, one Sugar Plum Cock.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023